Rob is tall. In generations past he would have been worshipped as some kind of god-giant, that kind of tall. These days it’s not really worth mentioning for more than a few sentences, but he does generally have a good view, wherever he stands.
His attitudes are quite liberal and he likes to think of himself as quite smart and cultured. He is wrong.
Never one to use a single word when a thousand words would suffice, Rob is a world champion bush beater-arounderer and is currently studying for a GCSE in whimsy. His opinions are generally upbeat and positive in the way that Russell Howard’s would be, if the bastard would just cheer up!
Dave is fat. It’s not a fatness you’d see in an obese hippo but it’s certainly a fatness you’d see from an slightly out of shape manatee.
He plays rubber drums which is a fact that doesn’t ever appear in the shows. He used to wear hats but stopped. A fact which is probably more interesting than anything else about him.